F*#K! I had the choice of saving Sam and Anya (RT), or just laying down cover fire from above (LT)… guess which I picked? I just spent a couple days on Gears of War 3 Act 3: Chapter 2: Rescue in Insane mode! A couple of f*#king days!!!!! That was f*#king hard, and I have some tips for all you stupid mutha f*#kaz that pressed RT instead of LT! Read the rest of this entry »
You see the title of this entry? Yup, this level…Gears of War 3…Insane Mode…It nearly drove me f*@kin’ nutz!!! I tried every combination of choices to get through the beginning of this level! It took me about thirty times before I beat the f*#king thing!… But I got through it! Here’s some tips how to do it. Read the rest of this entry »
F*#k! That one took me a while. Got a quick tip for all those stuck on Act I: Helping Hand (Gears of War 3). Here’s whatcha need to do. A dude will open the door into hostile territory, and you need to run like OJ Simpson to the other side of the yard, and flank these mother f*#kers. Hold down the A button and run on the right side towards the stack of sea containers that divides the yards in half. Keep running through the opening and stay to the right… run right through the open sea container on the right and at the end there will be a Boom Shot that you will need to kill the Lambent Drudges and Gunker (the f*#king worst of all). So grab the Boom Shot and hopefully you have a fully loaded Lancer also… it helps hugely Read the rest of this entry »
I’m going through Gears of War 3 in Hardcore mode, and I’m on Act V: Blackout. After getting through a bloodbath in a train station you take an elevator (or lift for those Brits out there in cyberspace) up which stalls out on the way up to the top floor. The lights go out, and out pours an endless herd of Wretches. The first couple of times I tried to use a Boom Shot or the Lancer… but to no avail, I was dismembered by the herd. Then I said to my self… f*#k it! Go Texas Chainsaw on their asses and see how that works. At least if you die, you can go down in a blaze of glory!… Right?… So I tried it… and it f*#kin worked! Yup just get into the middle of them with Lancer in hand then hit the B button to start sawing away one after the other. You too can own this amazing tool…
It slices!
it dices!
it Juliennes!
It’s the Chainsaw Melee!
Your gonna be eating Wretches for weeks! Ha ha ha ha haaaa! This game’s makin’ me f*#kin’ crazy!
Just finished Gears of War 3, and it was f*#king awesome! It turned out to be around 12 hours of game play to get through standard mode. So my next move is go to Hardcore mode… then Insane mode… then check out Versus and all the other online modes. I just booted up Hardcore mode and I’m ready for action!
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