So…This 18 year old Brazilian kid is playin’ Mortal Combat on his Super Nintendo (SNES). Yea…I know…what a dork with his SNES…What is he in a ten year time warp or somthin’. Sh*t…was that my little voice or my big voice? Anyways…back to the story. This dude is playing Mortal Combat and he is showing his 8 year old cousin how to do a certain move (probably a finishing move….yep I had Sega Genisis). So he grabs the little dudes controller and puts his in his mouth (Why…I don’t know maybe he’s a f*#king retard or something). Suddenly, BAAAAAAAM!!! A bolt of f*#king lightning blasts dude and knocks him right on his Brazilian ass!!

The dork is knocked out cold (down for the count) and when he awoke he thought he was f*#king dead. “When I regained consciousness, I thought I was dead. I stood up looking back, to see if my body was dead on the floor,” he said. I think someone dropped a hit of acid in this kids Guava juice.
He asked for help, then immediately fell to the floor , shivering uncontrollably. When he started to recover again he claimed his body felt more heavy than usual. “My mouth was swollen, but it’s ok. I ate twice today.” (was he loopy or what).
I don’t have much more info, because the article I got this from was written by a monkey brain, and the original article is in f*#king Portuguese (which I unfortunately don’t speak). I think he survived, but his SNES is fried! After all was said and done, here’s Einstein’s comment “I’m going to see if someone can get me a new console, because this was my only video game,”. Wow…no mention of “Thank the Lord I’m alive!!!!” or nothing? Just…”Bummer dude…that was my only video game console…now I have none”.
Wow what a boring and sh*tty ending to a crazy story. Don’t you think it would have been more interesting if he had awoken and he had the powers of Raiden (the guy on Mortal Combat who can shoot electricity out of his hands)! Then he stormed out of his house and vowed revenge on all who made fun of his sh*tty old outdated Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES).

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