So as soon as GameStop in Marina del Rey opened (11am during the week by the way) I called to find out if BioShock(2k Games) was in (like the true gaming geek I am). My man Bob answered the phone and said that if I had reserved a copy, they had it waiting for me. I had reserved a copy…and I went to claim what was mine!

When I got to the store there was a whole BioSHock display. What a Temple of Geekdome! They had BioShock posters, a BioShock gaming tip magazine and even little BioShock character figures. They are pushing the sh*t out of this game!
Bob quickly hooked me up with my copy, and told me that this is the best game for the Xbox 360 yet. I got excited…but not the kind of excited that dogs get when they try to hump your leg…The kind of excited a kid gets on the morning of their birthday. I wanted to b-line it back to my place and plant my self on the couch for a day of gaming. But on my way out of the Marina Mall, I stopped for an iced Latte, at this coffee place. I decided to get a sandwich to go so I didn’t have to deal (making lunch) at home.
I got home and booted up the game, and had my sandwich and macaroni salad. I took a big bite of macaroni salad and almost puked when I found a long wavy brown hair in my mouth. Then I took a bite of the shitty salami sandwich and once again…a long wavy brown hair in my mouth!!!! On top of all of this I was beginning to feel the effects of a hangover from a party last night. So basically the combination was lethal!
I began to play the game and I started to feel queezy and a bit motion sick. What the f*#k??? The FPS is my favorite type of game… I haven’t gotten motion sick since DOOM! Why now? That f*#king coffee place!!! I ended playing for about three hours then I just had to stop before I blew chunks all over the controller.
This game is everything that everyone has said about it. It ROCKS!!! The graphics are some of the best I’ve seen. The art direction is top notch…they really created a fantastic and horrifying world (called Rapture), with twisted characters that are all out to kill you. This is the best game that I’ve played yet (for the Xbox 360)! I have only scratched the surface on this game (I hear it’s about 25 hours of game play) and I will post some more about it when I get farther into it.

The moral of the story is… Don’t eat at that f*#king coffee place in the Marina Mall!!!

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