Wholy Shit! This Time they’ve Gone too Far!

This picture above is Mana… Some douche is marketing this energy drink that is based on an energy spell in WoW (World of Warcraft). People! Have we gone F*#KING INSANE!!!!!! I wanna see a picture of the person (over the age of 16) who pays for (and drinks) this sh*t! I found this article on IGN.com and I almost ran out of my house to find a geek to kick the shit out of!!! Check out this excerpt from the article:
If gaming-inspired beverages are to succeed, we believe they must draw lore from games that actually feature something appealing to drink. We’ve always wondered what it would be like to feel the rush of our mana supply rejuvenating at the sip of a potion, and as such, think Mana Energy Potion may actually have a shot. Modeled along the lines of World of Warcraft lore, though apparently not officially licensed, the drink provides “5-8 hours of smooth, jitter free energy” via the caffeine content of two Red Bulls.
That is f*#king GAY!!! I need some Slayer to re -coolify myself after that geeked out story. Here’s “Raining Blood” Live!
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