These days they have pills for any ailment…pills for lowering cholesterol or blood pressure, pills to quit smoking, pills to give you an endless boner or even make your dick bigger. They even got a pill that helps your f*#king restless leg! Well now those whackey Japanese are at it once again.

Now that video game addiction has come into the forefront of the gaming news (I wrote about it myself last year), the Japanese have come up with the perfect solution to tired obsessed video game addicts… POP A PILL!

Gaming addicts with sore eyes and tired brains may be able to perk up with “Game Suppli,” a new Japanese supplement developed specifically for the country’s thousands of fanatic players. Maker Kyowa-Yakuhin produces two different supplements for the “Game Suppli” range: blueberry tablets that are meant to be good for the eyes, and transparent capsules containing Docosahexaenoic acid, or DHA, a fatty acid that supposedly enhances concentration. Japan’s convenience stores are stacked with drinks and capsules claiming various health and beauty benefits, sometimes without any scientific evidence.

Wow… I wonder if the pills have crushed up White Rhinoceros horns, or powdered Lion’s Dicks… or even ground up Koala Ass-Holes! Wow… I think I just crossed that line that people talk about… you know the imaginary one that marks when you’ve said something thats too gnarly. Well anyways, don’t you think that these kids who are going to use this product may want to STOP F*#KING PLAYING FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS INSTEAD!!!!!! Or maybe Japanese parents just can’t say no to their kids? What the f*#k happened to the Samurai way of doing things? Wouldn’t they just chop the f*#king kids head off if he wont stop playing his f*#king video games? Jeez… just toss a pill down the kids throat and let him go. Sometimes… I worry about this planets future!

Reuters UK article
gamespot article

Here some Japanese boys doin’ things right. Ladies and Gentlemen…Loyal to the Grave

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