I F*#king Hate Dimitri F*#king Rascalov!!!!!
What do I mean by that statement? Well… Lets see… If I were Niko Belic, I would be thinking…
1) He killed one of my first bosses.
2) He set me up (more than once) and tried to kill me (more than once).
3) He burnt down my cousins business and his apartment (which, btw, I was living in at the time)
4) He kidnapped my cousin
5) He killed my cousin (on his wedding day yet!)
“I want this mother f*#ker dead!!!”
Well… I did it! I finished Grand Theft Auto 4 (Rockstar Games)… in just over 60 hours of playtime (that’s a dollar an hour). My longest session was over seven hours (wow thats borderline addiction) and I killed almost 2000 people. Do I feel guilty? Well let’s just say “Ya gotta do, wacha gotta do…”. So how about I give you some tips on how to pass that last level?… it’s a tough one. It took me two days to finish it. Spoiler Alert!
Well here we go… After Roman (Niko’s cousin) gets waxed after his wedding (they were trying to kill Niko but got Roman instead) Little Jacob tells Niko to chill out he will get to the bottom of it. Things will fade to black and you will wake up in your (Niko’s) safe house. Little Jacob will call you and tell you to meet him. You need to go to the weapons shop and buy f*#king everything… and by everything I mean:
EVERYTHING!!!!
-RPGs
-Grenades
-M1 Carbine automatic rifle
-Sniper Rifle
-SMG
-Deasert Eagle
-Fill all your guns with ammo (I mean full)
-Get body armor
You are in for the fight of you f*#king life! Now that you’ve loaded up on ammo and weapons, it’s time to go meet Little Jacob.
Jacob will be waiting in a Bentley type car… hop in, your driving. You’ll follow some mobsters back to their hide out… oh, and they will mark you right away, so get ready for a chase. You have to keep up with these mooks, and they drive like sh*t, so watch out. If you can keep up, they will lead you to a warehouse, but a cut scene will lead you into this.
You will now be in a fire fight with an army of mobsters!
Start out by hiding behind your car, and use your M1 Carbine machine gun. Hit the aim button and take out the dudes on the right (up on the roof top) and guys that aren’t ducking for cover (kill the easy ones first). Now get up from your crouch position and shoot at the middle car until it explodes. This will take out a group of guys. Walk deeper back into the tunnel and grab your sniper rifle and clean the area. When you’ve gotten rid of everybody in site, get your M1 Carbine rifle and run out of the tunnel up the hill to the left. Now take out everyone else from the higher vantage point… watch out for those two douche-bags in the trench to the left.
Once you’ve cleaned up the area, you need to go into the warehouse, and clean up. Switch to your RPG and walk slowly up to the door. When dudes start shooting at you make’em suck on you RPG fire! Don’t move into the warehouse until you take care of the couple guys on the right and left side. You can also use your sniper rifle from outside the doorway. Now work your way to the back of the warehouse (grab the med pack on the left side if you need health). At the back of the warehouse go to the left and go through a corridor, and it will go into a cut scene of Dimitri killing the mob dude that he contracted to take you out (one of your former employers).
Now you need to run like hell back out of the warehouse and go around back of the building and hop in the boat on the right… watch out Dimitri will be coming at you in a helicopter with an RPG himself… and he will be shooting at you. Follow Dimitri’s chopper in the boat (watch out for RPG’s). Eventually Little Jacob will fly by in another Helicopter (how that stoner can operate a chopper is beyond me). You need to work your way under Jacob’s chopper… so you can jump up o it… Yea you heard me… jump up to it!
Once you jump for the chopper you will be hanging. You need to hit the A button a bunch of times to climb in. Now you need to fly like a mother f*#ker and not lose Dimitri’s chopper… I repeat… DO NOT LOSE DIMITRI’S CHOPPER! If you can keep up, you will lead into a cut scene and both damaged choppers land on Ellis Island (or something similar with a statue of Liberty).
Now take out Dimitri’s guys and whatever cops are surrounding the area… then go get Dimitri. Shoot that f*#k!!!! When you reach that weasel just shoot untill you go into the last cut scene… aaaand… your done. You’ve finished GTA 4! There was nothing more satisfying than turning Dimitri Rascalov into Swiss Cheese!
This walkthrough ain’t as easy as you think… It will take you several times to get through it… I promise!
Now for some Naglfar to celebrate.
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