Fly Clarice…Fly Fly Fly!

Spoiler alert! if you don’t recognize the flying machine above or haven’t played a level called “Infrequent Flier” and you’re currently playing Assassins Creed II, read no further (unless you don’t give a sh*t)
This game f*#king rocks! You actually get to fly one of Leonardo Davinci’s crazy hang glider rigs into the Doge’s Palace. You need to stop that scumbag Carlo Grimaldi before he offs (kills) the Doge and takes over Venice! The only way in!… The crazy glider. Now you’ve tested it and you crashed because it’s not good for long distances…. BUT!… Leo figured out that if you fly over a fire it will give you lift (like a hot air balloon…Einstein) and extend your flight…SO! If someone were to light a sh*tload of fires around the city and on the rooftops you could fly from fire to fire and fly all the way across…BUT! If the guards spot you what’s to keep them from thinking your some kind of flying demon and shooting flaming arrows at your fragile wings?
Well… Here’s some helpful tips for this treacherous flight…Young Icarus!
You obviously need to fly from fire to fire eventually getting to the palace. Stick to the fires on rooftops to start with, since they will keep you nice and high and help you avoid the flaming arrows from those pesky guards below who think you’re a demon. You want to swoop down to the fire and swoop back up (it’s a lot of swooping. Up…and down…up and down). You’re basically going to play connect the dots circling the city ’till ya get to the palace. Remember, stay up high and use the fires on the rooftops and don’t even bother with trying to knock the guards off the rooftops… it’s a waste! Have fun… It’s gonna take you a couple times to complete this one.
Speaking of fire. Here’s High on Fire





