For those of you who have no f*#king clue about Seacrest County, it’s the where Need for Speed “Hot Pursuit” (EA / DICE) takes place… and it’s the coolest f*#kin’ place on the planet!
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Yes… I am a f*#king retard. I couldn’t figure out why I would have a cut scene explaining that I now have a new weapon. I would press all the f*#king buttons and even the joy stick… nothing. Finally I glanced to the bottom left of the screen while I was racing and I saw an icon resembling the analog pad. Duuuuuuuuh! Stupid! The F*#king Analog Pad!!!!!. Yes for all you idiots that couldn’t figure out how to use the weapons on Need for Speed Hot Pursuit… it’s your analog pad.

Left – EMP
Down – Spike Strip
Right – EMP block / Road Block (cop car only)
Up – Turbo Boost / Helicopter (cop car only)

Yes… “I am idiot… hear me fart!… Duuuh?”

Here’s Kataklysm…I love these f*#king guys!

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