What do I mean by that statement? Well… Lets see… If I were Niko Belic, I would be thinking…
1) He killed one of my first bosses.
2) He set me up (more than once) and tried to kill me (more than once).
3) He burnt down my cousins business and his apartment (which, btw, I was living in at the time)
4) He kidnapped my cousin
5) He killed my cousin (on his wedding day yet!)

“I want this mother f*#ker dead!!!”
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So I am now f*#king addicted to the video game Viking: Battle fro Asgard (Sega / The Creative Assembly). I must have played for five hours yesterday. “Oh I’ll just play for a couple of minutes…” next thing you know, two hours have eroded from my life! Well here is some helpful tips on how to negotiate your way around Midgard.
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I finished Assassans Creed (Ubisoft) last weekend… What a f*#king awesome game! This game is definitely in speedypete’s top five! If your a fan of the FPS (First Person Shooter) this is a MUST OWN (or rent). The story was fantastic (I can see a movie script coming out of this). The graphics were fantastic… The game play was smooth and easy… There was a great training mode that constantly taught you how to do moves and use weapons. Even the sound and musical score were awesome… It felt like you were in ancient Jerusalem or Damascus.. all that was missing was smell. Here’s a couple of tips for you to help you through this awesome experience.
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So I’ve been playing Assassins Creed (Ubisoft) for a couple of days now and I’m starting to get the hang of it. So here’s a couple of tips for all of you Creed newcomers!
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I know…I’m a douche… and there’s a billion articles on how to take down the Scarab Tank…but this is my version!…and if your don’t like it, go screw yourself!!!
For those of you who don’t have Halo 3, a Scarab is an insect like armored tank used by the Covenant troops (very similar to the walkers in The Empire Strikes Back). The first time it appears it will come out of nowhere and almost step on you (I actually got crushed the first time). Here’s some helpful tips to defeat this metal monster.
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