So, all you thousands of readers out there know that I just got a new Xbox 360 Elite after the devastating “Red Ring of Death” took the life of my second Xbox 360! Well left behind after the devastation was the 20 gig hard drive from the dead Xbox 360. Now when you send the box back to Microsoft they tell you to remove your hard drive… But, I didn’t return mine to Microsoft (and wait the 6 weeks). I returned mine to Costco (click the link on “my second Xbox 360″).
So I finally got the the real Microsoft Data Migration Kit (for $12), and it worked and was easy. Here’s the skinny:

1. Remove any games or attached devices from the xbox 360 and turn it off

2. Attach the old hard drive that you want to transfer the data from to your Xbox 360.

3. Attach the transfer cable from the USB on the back of the Xbox 360 to the hard drive your transferring the data to. Keep in mind that the process will scrub (erase…you idiot) the new hard drive of all data, as well as leave the old hard drive blank when all is said and done.

4. Turn on the Xbox 360 and connect the controller… you’ll need it.

5. Insert the disk and follow the directions. It will take 20 to 40 minutes depending on how mush sh*t you have on your hard drive.

So that’s it… very easy!

Moral of the story… There is no short cut! Just buy the f*#king kit from Microsoft for 12 bucks and your problem will be solved. Don’t be an idiot like me and buy it of some jerk-off on Ebay!

Now enjoy some new music from The Black Dahlia Murder

I’m still working on Assassins Creed 2 (Ubisoft) and I have gotten to the part where you have a flashback to Assassins Creed 1 and become Altier. Not to be a spoiler douche, but if you found this article there’s a good chance you did a Google key word search… So lets get down to brass tax… shall we?
So…You flash back to the Middle Ages and become Altier . You’ll begin to chase this mysterious character through the city… but none of the guards will even give a sh*t (For those of you who are reading this post, and aren’t even playing this f*#king game they usually attack if they see you running) , so you know it’s kind of a dream type deal. The mysterious figure will lead you too a tower and run into a doorway, just in time and slam the door right in you f*#king face. But… Your not S.O.L(Sh*t Out of Luck…for those less versed in common American colloquialisms)…just just climb the tower.
Get up on the wall, look for some footholds and climb, biatch! This will take you up to the next balcony and a door. The game won’t let you open the door, or climb the wall… and it won’t let you climb up to the light post above the door. So what the f*#k do ya do? YOUR F*#KING STUCK!
But wait!… I figured it out for you. Don’t you worry your greasy oversized head! It’s very easy… Just get on the rail and position yourself so you’re facing directly toward the door with the light post above you (YES ON THE RAIL!). Now, hold the right trigger and press the A button to jump straight up. You should jump straight up and grab onto the light post, then you can pull yourself up. The rest is easy… Just climb ya monkey!!!! If this doesn’t work, try one of these remedies.
Hopefully these tip were helpful. Now, back to the killing!

See ya next time Assasskateers : )

And now for the Death Metal ROOSTER!!!!

Wow… That title’s a little too gangsta… or is it?

Well I’m on a mission called Town Crier (On Assassins Creed 2 if you haven’t read my past couple of entries)… and it took me a couple’a times to complete it. I actually started getting frustrated with this mission, so I thought I might give you little but-monkeys some tips to help you get through this level.
First of all… there are a couple of different way to get through this level. There’s the quick, instant gratification way. Then there’s the slow, time consuming and more profitable way. We’re going for the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’me! Cause I say f*#k-it… lets get to the action… ha-ha…instant gratification!
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So I’m just getting started with Assassins Creed II (finally! after all that bullshit!) and things are great. It picked off right where I left off in AC 1 (Assassins Creed 1 for the mentally challenged) but it takes place in Italy in the 1400’s… Brilliant. So I’m running through all the tasks set fourth in the game and I get to a really easy task. Follow my mother to Leonardo Da Vinci’s place and help him carry a box of paint supplies back to the homestead. Sounds easy right? Well try and pick the f*#king box up!!!! Go ahead! You press the B button and your character acts like he’s opening a door (the B button will open doors or pick sh*t up). I tried and tried and f*#king tried! I even rebooted my new Xbox 360 Elite! F*#K!!!! Is the game f*#ked up? Usually I try and figure this sh*t out myself, but I didn’t have it in me… not after the Red Ring of Death (for the 2nd time) fiasco! So I went on the internet and looked it up. I found the answer on gamespot of course! This must be a glitch in the game. The answer lies in the second comment on the link. Just get close to the box of stuff and tap the B button if it doesn’t work move a little (but be right next to the box) and try again. It worked! I am stoked… off I go!

Now a little gratuitous self promotion! Here’s a video from MY BAND… Psoma! If you recognize the chick in this, it’s because she is Audrina Patridge from the Hills… don’t ask… just watch!

So my nephews made this video containing some helpful shortcuts for Mario Kart (Nintendo). I know this will help you out! May the force be with you…