Star Wars The Forced Unleashed (Lucas Arts) comes out tomorrow! And I’m gettin’ it! I am totally stoked to try this game. It’s been a while since a good Star Wars game came out. I’ve checked out some of the trailors and the graphics look great. I hope the story and the game play hold up. Well, tune in tomorrow… I’ll give you the real scoop! NO BULL SH*T!
I am a huge fan of the TV show Ghost Hunters so this article (from IGN.com)peaked my interest. Got Game Entertainment is releasing a Ghost hunting game for PC, and it looks pretty creepy. The name of the game is “The Lost Crown: A Ghost-hunting Adventure” and is haunting stores (in the US) March 3rd. (more…)
You F*#ked Me!!! You f*#king pencil neck, curly haired sh*t head! Earlier today I specifically called the Gamestop Marina del Rey store and spoke to a guy…I think his name was Doug… and he said that at 9pm they will start accepting payments for your copy of Halo 3…then you could wait in line to pick it up at midnight. I asked how many copys were waiting there for pick up. Dick brain said that there are probable a couple hundred copies on hold for pre-sales. Inferring that there will probably be a line at midnight, potentially a couple of hundred people. So I asked how late will they be open. Dick head said 2am. So I said that I could (if I wanted to) show up later than midnight and avoid the lines. He said they would sell until 2am, and they had plenty of copies for all pre-sold customers.
So I decided to go at 1am to be sure that the line would be finished. I first pound an ice coffee at 1am then I drove to the GS Marina. I get to the f*#king store and the door is closed and locked (someone was in there paying for his game) with a guard standing in front of of it. I knocked and the guard screamed “CLOSED!!!!!” I said that I was told the store would be open until 2am. The guard said “They ran out!!”. The Dick head that was ringing up the dude in the store (pencil neck, curly haired sh*t head) said”Tell him to come back tomorrow!”. Obviously, that f*#king guard lied to me (”They ran out!!”) and the pencil neck, curly haired sh*t head was too f*@king lazy to take 5 minutes to sell me the f*$king game.
F*@K YOU GAMESTOP MARINA DEL REY!!! You lying f*#king assholes!! I am so f*@king pissed off!!!!!!! I hope some day that sh*t head in the store (that didn’t let me in) is working for me on a film set some day so I can fire his stupid ass in front of everyone!!! I will get you someday asshole…mark my word…and it won’t be pretty. I will take pride in screwing you over!
Jump on the bandwagon folks…It’s another article about Halo 3’s release. Well… What the f*#k else is there to write about at this point and time (the day before the official release)!!! The funny thing is that this article is a set up piece for tomorrow’s Halo 3 review article (ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!).
So I’m going over to Gamestop tonight ( What a f*#kin’ geek I am) to pick up my copy of Halo 3….then I will proceed to play this game all…night…looooong! Well, as long as I can stay up at least. In my old days I might have just picked up some drugs that would help me stay up all night…but tonight it’s just me and Master Chief (how gay am I). I guess I’m an old fart….or I’m just over that nasty drug thing.
So wait there, at the edge of your seat for tomorrows article entitled “How did I Live Life….Before Halo 3″.
Now… enjoy this segment of Mythbusters, busting the myth that pretty girls don’t fart
So as soon as GameStop in Marina del Rey opened (11am during the week by the way) I called to find out if BioShock(2k Games) was in (like the true gaming geek I am). My man Bob answered the phone and said that if I had reserved a copy, they had it waiting for me. I had reserved a copy…and I went to claim what was mine! (more…)