That’s right! I’ll say it again! I just finished Star Wars The Force Unleashed(Lucas Arts), and it was f*#king short! Let’s see… I got the game on the 16th, and played a couple hours (4). Then I played on the 17th for a couple of hours (4). Then the game wouldn’t load That weekend… so I returned it on Monday the 22nd and figured out the problem. So I played for about 4 hours on Monday and about 2 and a half hours Today. So that’s a total of 3 and a half days of game play. Yep… Kind of short.
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I actually woke up excited this morning… not sexually excited you douche! Like birthday excited. Like last day of school excited. Today Star Wars The Force Unleashed(Lucas Arts) was released, and I had a pre-paid copy waiting at GameStop.
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That’s f*#king right… I went to the Hot Topic Summer Slaughter Tour 2008 last night at the House of Blues Sunset Strip (West Hollywood, Ca. stupid!). Before I went to the show I looked on the web for a review of the show…and, not a f*#king one! Are you stoners out the such burnouts you can’t write one f*#king sentence about the show? Well ya know what… Here’s Speedypete’s official review for of Summer Slaughter 2008 at The House of Blues on the Sunset Strip.
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That’s right ya little greasy trolls… I got Batlefield: Bad Company (EA / DICE). I was reading up on what’s hot right now (besides the weather, ha ha… I know I’m a f*#king loser), and it looks like the consensus was… well… Battlefield: Bad Company! So I called around and found it available at the Gamestop in Santa Monica. The reviews I read were loving this game, including gamespot.com (even those angry belligerent douchebags on the gamespot message board liked it) so it may be worth a try.
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So Ninja Gaiden 2 (Team Ninja/ Microsoft Game Studios) came out yesterday and I am confused over the reviews I read. Does it suck or not?… WTF??? For those of you who don’t know Ninja Gaiden… it began as an arcade game designed by the Tecmo back in 1988. I was in college (Yea… that’s how old I am asshole!) and would play it in between classes at the student union arcade. Eventually it inspired a bunch of different versions for gaming consoles, and home computers, from the Commodore 64 to the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System you dope!). The game was eventually reincarnated for the Xbox in 2004, and there we are.
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