So Ninja Gaiden 2 (Team Ninja/ Microsoft Game Studios) came out yesterday and I am confused over the reviews I read. Does it suck or not?… WTF??? For those of you who don’t know Ninja Gaiden… it began as an arcade game designed by the Tecmo back in 1988. I was in college (Yea… that’s how old I am asshole!) and would play it in between classes at the student union arcade. Eventually it inspired a bunch of different versions for gaming consoles, and home computers, from the Commodore 64 to the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System you dope!). The game was eventually reincarnated for the Xbox in 2004, and there we are.
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AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I am so f*#king pissed off!!! I wana smash something!!! I have been sucked into GTA 4 (Rockstar Games) all f*#king day! I am stuck on a level called The Snow Storm. I am getting some cocaine back that was stolen from Elizabeta on a bad deal set up by Little Jacob (the Rasta). I was sent over to a abandoned hospital where the stolen blow was being dumped by some chollos to some scumbag bikers.
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I am f*#king addicted to GTA 4 (Rockstar Games)! My life is slowly slipping away from me, while I keep on doing job after job as Niko Bellic! I am now at the point where I have killed off Vlad and Mikael Faustin, and have been royally f*#ked over by that f*#king snake Dimitri! I have taken my girl Michelle on several dates, and have gotten lucky several times (but I suspect she may be a hoe for the Russian mob or something)… You F*#king Rock Niko!!!!
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So I wasn’t going to deal with Grand Theft Auto 4 (Rockstar Games), simply because I got f*#king bored of the last three (San Andreas being the last I played)… But my bro said “What the f*#k dude? The whole world is freaking out over the release of this game… you need to see what the hype is all about!” So I went over to GameStop yesterday and pre-ordered it. I watched the news last night ans saw a whole bunch of jerk-offs camped outside Best Buy and Circut City for their midnight release. I thought to myself I wonder what GameStop will be like tomorrow morning? Well…check it out:
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No No No… Not Bugs Bunny… My boy Joe Bugs stopped by the Wreck Room (my place) today, so I figured I might try out the 2 player mode of Tiger Woods PGA 2007 (EA Sports), as long as he was there. So we booted up and put it in two player mode. I’ve been having a hard time in career mode, because they start you out as a sh*tty amature and you have to keep on training so you won’t suck so much. 2 player mode allows you to play as a pro character. So you can drive like a mutha-f*#ker (long and accurate) and sink a 20 yard putt.
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