I am f*#king addicted to GTA 4 (Rockstar Games)! My life is slowly slipping away from me, while I keep on doing job after job as Niko Bellic! I am now at the point where I have killed off Vlad and Mikael Faustin, and have been royally f*#ked over by that f*#king snake Dimitri! I have taken my girl Michelle on several dates, and have gotten lucky several times (but I suspect she may be a hoe for the Russian mob or something)… You F*#king Rock Niko!!!!
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So I wasn’t going to deal with Grand Theft Auto 4 (Rockstar Games), simply because I got f*#king bored of the last three (San Andreas being the last I played)… But my bro said “What the f*#k dude? The whole world is freaking out over the release of this game… you need to see what the hype is all about!” So I went over to GameStop yesterday and pre-ordered it. I watched the news last night ans saw a whole bunch of jerk-offs camped outside Best Buy and Circut City for their midnight release. I thought to myself I wonder what GameStop will be like tomorrow morning? Well…check it out:
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No No No… Not Bugs Bunny… My boy Joe Bugs stopped by the Wreck Room (my place) today, so I figured I might try out the 2 player mode of Tiger Woods PGA 2007 (EA Sports), as long as he was there. So we booted up and put it in two player mode. I’ve been having a hard time in career mode, because they start you out as a sh*tty amature and you have to keep on training so you won’t suck so much. 2 player mode allows you to play as a pro character. So you can drive like a mutha-f*#ker (long and accurate) and sink a 20 yard putt.
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I just got Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2007, and I know what your gonna say “Your just getting to that game?… Took ya long enough ya loser?” I know, I know… I’m a douche bag. Well I’ve been a fan of this EA Sports franchise for many years now and I should be ashamed that I haven’t owned it till now. But what the f*#k!…. I’m not made of f*#king money biatch. I can only afford to spend on the big releases. Well, anyways, I got it and I will spend the next few days playin’ it and telling you about it… Here’s what I got so far.
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That’s Assassins Creed not that sh*tty f*#king bible bangin’ band ya douche! I just got Assassins Creed (Ubisoft) and once again I know I’m a dork and I should have had this game months ago… but screw you, I’m not made of money! Anyways, back to the game… Three words…”It’s f*#king awesome” (I know that’s three words and a contraction so f*@k off, it’s my blog). Those boys @ Ubisoft Montreal have outdone themselves. Just the opening movie alone is an ass kicker! It definitely got me into the right frame of mind to begin this beast.
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