BioShock 2 Baby! Is is f*#king awesome! The Boys at 2K Marin have picked up right where 2K Boston left off. I am so happy to be back in this twisted world of Rapture. I’ve been playing for 2 days now, and I’ve found that I have a hard time stopping… “Just one more minute”… “I’ll just finish this next level”… “I should probably get a life”. I have a feeling that this game will be over sooner that I want it to be… but that’s to be discovered.
Just to fill you kiddies in on what this new adventure holds in store. You’re a Big Daddy… as a matter of fact, your the first Big Daddy (I think?), and you on a quest to locate the Little Sister you were matched up with. The game play is pretty much the same as the first game, but there are some new weapons and ammo, new enemies (including the nasty Big Sisters) and you get to walk outside on the ocean floor.
So far this game is a blast, and I really forgot how much I loved the first game. I’ll report back to you with some helpful tips.
I’m serious! I have a boner! I have BioShock 2(2K Marin) coming tomorrow (according to Amazon) and I HAVE WOOD ha ha ha ha ha (wow I think I’ve finally lost it).
Well the body hasn’t even gotten cold yet on Assassins Creed 2, and I’m lickin’ my chops ready for more hours of wasting my life away staring at my TV with a controller in my hands. I’ve been waiting for almost three years to get back to Rapture, and tomorrow I’m goin’ back. I’m ready to turn out the lights and get creeped out for hours at a time… wow… I used to be cool… now I’m a gaming geek. What has become of me : (
I know what your thinking… What the f*#k is that picture all about? Well I came across it looking for picture of a Jewish Yenta and I ended up finding… Yeti the Yenta. It made me laugh my ass off (I know… so easily amused)… so there you are!
OK Back to business! I just finished Assasins Creed II and those Sons of B*tches at Ubisoft Montreal have done it again! The game was fantastic! Read the rest of this entry »
When you finally collect all the Codex pages you need you will gather in the Codex room (back at the Monteriggioni Ranch) with all the others from the Creed. You will place the Golden apple (which you found earlier in the game) on this holder then walk up to the Codex board and press the B button. Now if you want you can examine each page and read the text. I actually read all of the Codex pages(which was an interesting read), but if you don’t care… don’t bother. What you will need to do is solve the puzzle… actually rotate each Codex page (with the Right Trigger) to put an image together. What image? Oh you need to go into Eagle Eye mode and you will see what I’m talking about. First thing’s first. You will see that there are actually four corners and borders that make a rectangle around the boarder… rotate the outsides to make this rectangle. Now this won’t be easy… but!… the secret is that inside the rectangular boarder there will be a map of the world. I can’t give you exact rotations but figure it out STUPID! North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Australia, Asia, Antarctica. Now! Have fun Killing the Pope…
So I’ve finished with my “Tour de Death” in Venice… Oh… I’m talking about Assassins Creed 2 (I am geek! Hear me roar). After Venice, you go back to the Villa Monteriggioni (your family’s villa outside of Florence). You materialize right by the room where your uncle is (the room with the Codices on the wall), but you won’t be able to get in the room. Apparently you need to get all the Codices to move on to the next level (unless your a total squid and you grabbed them all). So!… Here’s what ‘cha gotta do! Go to your map and go back to each city you’ve been to… I know… I know. What a huge pain in the ass. But they won’t let you by with out those stupid Codices… So just shut the f*#k up and go. Start at Florence and work your way through everywhere you’ve been so far. Just check the map when you get to each city and look for the icon. Now when you find each Codex, they will all be guarded by four guards… not to mention groups of guards marching by constantly. Walking up and and starting a brawl with these guys would surely mean Desynchronization. Why incur the headache? Read my last post! Use Hookers! That’s right employ these lovely ladies and I guarantee…life will be that much easier. As I said in my last post, walk up to the group of prostitutes, press the Y button, andthey will follow you. Walk them up to the guards and waltz right in to the guarded room, grab the Codex and walk away. Repeat untill you have all of them then go back to Monteriggioni… then bam! You can move on to the next task (which is a pain in the ass by the way). That’s all for now Assasskateers!
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