Friday, December 5th, 2008

I know, I know… I’m a jerkoff cause I didn’t write this article on the release day. Screw you guys!… I was busy!!! OK… Now that I have that off my chest…
So I picked up Prince of Persia (Ubisoft) yesterday, and… What?… you’ve never heard of Prince of Persia? Where the f*#k have you been for the last 20 years? Check it out:
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Friday, June 27th, 2008

That’s right ya little greasy trolls… I got Batlefield: Bad Company (EA / DICE). I was reading up on what’s hot right now (besides the weather, ha ha… I know I’m a f*#king loser), and it looks like the consensus was… well… Battlefield: Bad Company! So I called around and found it available at the Gamestop in Santa Monica. The reviews I read were loving this game, including gamespot.com (even those angry belligerent douchebags on the gamespot message board liked it) so it may be worth a try.
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Tags: Batlefield: Bad Company, booted up, character voices, controls, cut scene, DICE, EA, eft joystick, enemy, game, Gamespot.com, Gears of War, GPS, graphics, GTA IV, guns, Howitzer, movie, musical score, play, Reviews, Rockstar, scope, shot, sound, start menu, training mode, Xbox 360
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