What do I mean by that statement? Well… Lets see… If I were Niko Belic, I would be thinking…
1) He killed one of my first bosses.
2) He set me up (more than once) and tried to kill me (more than once).
3) He burnt down my cousins business and his apartment (which, btw, I was living in at the time)
4) He kidnapped my cousin
5) He killed my cousin (on his wedding day yet!)

“I want this mother f*#ker dead!!!”
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Nothing in video gaming news excited me today so I decided to fire up the Xbox 360 and play some Grand Theft Auto 4 (Rockstar Games). I have been stuck for a little while on the level where I have to rob a bank with my buddy Packie and the Irish mob. I have probably tried this at least 10 times and gave up before, but today I was determined to get past it and get some real money. I played through it about 4 more times before I finally finished it… So I thought I might give you geeks out there some tips, so you won’t have to go through the bull sh*t I had to (see what a f*#kin’ nice guy I am). So lets get right to it… shall we… ya douche! (couldn’t help myself…lol)
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So I wasn’t going to deal with Grand Theft Auto 4 (Rockstar Games), simply because I got f*#king bored of the last three (San Andreas being the last I played)… But my bro said “What the f*#k dude? The whole world is freaking out over the release of this game… you need to see what the hype is all about!” So I went over to GameStop yesterday and pre-ordered it. I watched the news last night ans saw a whole bunch of jerk-offs camped outside Best Buy and Circut City for their midnight release. I thought to myself I wonder what GameStop will be like tomorrow morning? Well…check it out:
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