Star Wars The Forced Unleashed (Lucas Arts) comes out tomorrow! And I’m gettin’ it! I am totally stoked to try this game. It’s been a while since a good Star Wars game came out. I’ve checked out some of the trailors and the graphics look great. I hope the story and the game play hold up. Well, tune in tomorrow… I’ll give you the real scoop! NO BULL SH*T!

That’s right ya little greasy trolls… I got Batlefield: Bad Company (EA / DICE). I was reading up on what’s hot right now (besides the weather, ha ha… I know I’m a f*#king loser), and it looks like the consensus was… well… Battlefield: Bad Company! So I called around and found it available at the Gamestop in Santa Monica. The reviews I read were loving this game, including gamespot.com (even those angry belligerent douchebags on the gamespot message board liked it) so it may be worth a try.
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So Ninja Gaiden 2 (Team Ninja/ Microsoft Game Studios) came out yesterday and I am confused over the reviews I read. Does it suck or not?… WTF??? For those of you who don’t know Ninja Gaiden… it began as an arcade game designed by the Tecmo back in 1988. I was in college (Yea… that’s how old I am asshole!) and would play it in between classes at the student union arcade. Eventually it inspired a bunch of different versions for gaming consoles, and home computers, from the Commodore 64 to the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System you dope!). The game was eventually reincarnated for the Xbox in 2004, and there we are.
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Does anyone out there remember the arcade game Splatterhouse (Namco)? Were you even f*#king born yet in 1988? For those of you who haven’t played this epic horror arcade game here’s a little description I pulled from Wikipedia:
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This is the first time I have put the embedded video before my article…but. WTF? Now we can discuss! I was thumbing through the internet, and like I always do I went to Gamespot.com and came across an article that speculates the release date of Resident Evil 5 based on Capcoms business strategies presentation follow-up to its fiscal 2007 results, announced earlier this week.
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