What do I mean by that statement? Well… Lets see… If I were Niko Belic, I would be thinking…
1) He killed one of my first bosses.
2) He set me up (more than once) and tried to kill me (more than once).
3) He burnt down my cousins business and his apartment (which, btw, I was living in at the time)
4) He kidnapped my cousin
5) He killed my cousin (on his wedding day yet!)

“I want this mother f*#ker dead!!!”
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So Ninja Gaiden 2 (Team Ninja/ Microsoft Game Studios) came out yesterday and I am confused over the reviews I read. Does it suck or not?… WTF??? For those of you who don’t know Ninja Gaiden… it began as an arcade game designed by the Tecmo back in 1988. I was in college (Yea… that’s how old I am asshole!) and would play it in between classes at the student union arcade. Eventually it inspired a bunch of different versions for gaming consoles, and home computers, from the Commodore 64 to the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System you dope!). The game was eventually reincarnated for the Xbox in 2004, and there we are.
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No, not the fat douche on the left… Thats Rush Limbaugh (say no more)… the douche on the right is Glen Beck! Here’s what this wind bag said about GTA 4 (Rockstar Games).

Here’s my retort

Here’s some Metal from Devildriver

For those of you dumb-asses who don’t know what the CTA is… well… The Chicago Transit Authority. I guess just days after the first posters surfaced (April 22) the CTA pulled all the posters for GTA 4 (Rockstar Games). Take-Two Interactive Software Inc. (the parent company of Rockstar Games) is suing the CTA for $300,000 for screwing them… check it out:
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AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I am so f*#king pissed off!!! I wana smash something!!! I have been sucked into GTA 4 (Rockstar Games) all f*#king day! I am stuck on a level called The Snow Storm. I am getting some cocaine back that was stolen from Elizabeta on a bad deal set up by Little Jacob (the Rasta). I was sent over to a abandoned hospital where the stolen blow was being dumped by some chollos to some scumbag bikers.
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