I am f*#king addicted to GTA 4 (Rockstar Games)! My life is slowly slipping away from me, while I keep on doing job after job as Niko Bellic! I am now at the point where I have killed off Vlad and Mikael Faustin, and have been royally f*#ked over by that f*#king snake Dimitri! I have taken my girl Michelle on several dates, and have gotten lucky several times (but I suspect she may be a hoe for the Russian mob or something)… You F*#king Rock Niko!!!!
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So I wasn’t going to deal with Grand Theft Auto 4 (Rockstar Games), simply because I got f*#king bored of the last three (San Andreas being the last I played)… But my bro said “What the f*#k dude? The whole world is freaking out over the release of this game… you need to see what the hype is all about!” So I went over to GameStop yesterday and pre-ordered it. I watched the news last night ans saw a whole bunch of jerk-offs camped outside Best Buy and Circut City for their midnight release. I thought to myself I wonder what GameStop will be like tomorrow morning? Well…check it out:
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