Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

So I gave you geeks some helpful tips on how to get through the final battle on Viking: Battle for Asgard. Now here’s some tips on how to finish the game, and finish off the Goddess Hel and rid Midgard of The Legion…Once and for all!
After the giant pain in the ass battle you just completed (you died and reincarnated a f*#king thousand times) , it’s now time for a real pain in the ass… Hels Castle (woooooooo)!
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Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

So I am now f*#king addicted to the video game Viking: Battle fro Asgard (Sega / The Creative Assembly). I must have played for five hours yesterday. “Oh I’ll just play for a couple of minutes…” next thing you know, two hours have eroded from my life! Well here is some helpful tips on how to negotiate your way around Midgard.
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Friday, March 28th, 2008

I just got Viking: Battle for Asgard (Sega / The Creative Assembly)! Asgard? Sounds like something you wear in prison to keep from getting ass raped. Well anyways, The game rocks! It reminds me a lot of the Lord of the Rings games.
Basically your this Viking named Skarin, who gets mortally wounded in a battle with demons from the under world, who are trying to take over Midgard (middle earth… you D&D geeks know what I’m talking about). You are about to die when a goddess named Freya (you may know her from the story of Beowulf) approaches you and brings you back to life, bestowing you with magic powers to lead the human army against the demon hordes from the underworld.
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