So I gave you geeks some helpful tips on how to get through the final battle on Viking: Battle for Asgard. Now here’s some tips on how to finish the game, and finish off the Goddess Hel and rid Midgard of The Legion…Once and for all!
After the giant pain in the ass battle you just completed (you died and reincarnated a f*#king thousand times) , it’s now time for a real pain in the ass… Hels Castle (woooooooo)!
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I just finished Viking: Battle for Asgard (Sega / The Creative Assembly), and boy, this one wasn’t easy. Your basically clearing out your different regions of Legion soldiers and freeing imprisoned soldiers to build your army to attack Legion strongholds. You will finally get to the castle of the goddess Hel and you’ll have to fight the battle of all battles.
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I just got Viking: Battle for Asgard (Sega / The Creative Assembly)! Asgard? Sounds like something you wear in prison to keep from getting ass raped. Well anyways, The game rocks! It reminds me a lot of the Lord of the Rings games.
Basically your this Viking named Skarin, who gets mortally wounded in a battle with demons from the under world, who are trying to take over Midgard (middle earth… you D&D geeks know what I’m talking about). You are about to die when a goddess named Freya (you may know her from the story of Beowulf) approaches you and brings you back to life, bestowing you with magic powers to lead the human army against the demon hordes from the underworld.
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So I know I just finished kissing Ubisoft’s ass about Assassins Creed, but I just ran across Viking: Battle for Asgard by Sega. I couldn’t find sh*t to write about so I decided to go look for new releases on gamestop.com (I’m such a whore!) and I ran across this game. I saw it was being released this month so I checked out the trailer. Hmmmm… good graphics… Vikings battling (blood and gore) … Legends and Norse mythology… Sounds like my kind of game!!!
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