I know, I know… I’m a jerkoff cause I didn’t write this article on the release day. Screw you guys!… I was busy!!! OK… Now that I have that off my chest…
So I picked up Prince of Persia (Ubisoft) yesterday, and… What?… you’ve never heard of Prince of Persia? Where the f*#k have you been for the last 20 years? Check it out:
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Sorry guys… I’ve been bustin my ass working, so I didn’t have time to write. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t live in my parents basement (f*#k you very much).
So I finished Gears of War 2(Epic Games) a couple of weeks ago, and I’ll just give you my quick overview.

Great game!
Great story
Awesome new weapons
New creatures
New vehicles
New characters

Over all… I loved this game, BUT… once again like Star Wars the Force Unleashed (Lucas Arts) it was short… no as short, but short. Probably about 30 hours (give or take) of game play. Maybe I just loved it so much I played through quickly. I recommend if you have the cash… buy it used. If you don’t have the cash, rent it and enjoy. I really didn’t give the Xbox live mode a try, because I knew that some douche bag prepubescent 12 year old would blow my head off every 2 seconds (you know who you are).

Phew! Now I can start Prince of Persia (Ubisoft) and I’ll get back to you tomorrow.

Now enjoy my favorite band live…Ladies and Geeks… The Faceless!

Yep… Sure as sh*t! Booting up my new copy of Gears of War 2 (Epic Games) was like coming home again. Wow! That sounded f*#king weak! Lets try that again. F*#king Gears of F*#king War F*#king 2 is F*#king GREAT!!!!! There… was that better for all you Speedypete fans out there?
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Nothing in video gaming news excited me today so I decided to fire up the Xbox 360 and play some Grand Theft Auto 4 (Rockstar Games). I have been stuck for a little while on the level where I have to rob a bank with my buddy Packie and the Irish mob. I have probably tried this at least 10 times and gave up before, but today I was determined to get past it and get some real money. I played through it about 4 more times before I finally finished it… So I thought I might give you geeks out there some tips, so you won’t have to go through the bull sh*t I had to (see what a f*#kin’ nice guy I am). So lets get right to it… shall we… ya douche! (couldn’t help myself…lol)
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So I am now f*#king addicted to the video game Viking: Battle fro Asgard (Sega / The Creative Assembly). I must have played for five hours yesterday. “Oh I’ll just play for a couple of minutes…” next thing you know, two hours have eroded from my life! Well here is some helpful tips on how to negotiate your way around Midgard.
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